I might come off as nerdy
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
… OH MY GOD
chrc:
I keep saying it, why the fuck would you want to live in Australia?
this is a pretty accurate depiction, although you’re more prone to finding funnel web spiders in your pants if you leave them on a heap on the floor
FUN TIMES
#DONT LISTEN TO THEM TARDIS #YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT #BECAUSE YOU ARE THE TARDIS #THEYRE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOURE DIMENSIONALLY TRANSCENDENTAL AND THEYRE NOT #STUPID FUCKERS #KEEP TRUE TO YOSELF TARDIS
“Are there any rules when you come to Earth, on how to behave.” [x]
#tom I don’t know how to break it to you #but you’re not actually lo- #you know what #just go with it
Batman will never be a princess.
BATMAN WILL NEVER BE A PRINCESS.SCREW YOU BATMAN CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS
OH MY GOD
HOLY PINK DRESS, BATMAN!
omg I reblogged this when it had like 6 notes. IT’S EVEN BETTER NOW THAN IT WAS THEN
(via pricklylegs:punkrockmomjeans)
“Excuse me, I need this rug. It will really tie my room together.”
I have reblogged this before and I don’t give a fuck, it’s still hilarious.
“You don’t deserve to have this.”
tom nook
tom nook
